Kevin Kiine and Morgan Freeman say get off their acting lawn in the douchiest way possible.
Morgan Freeman & Kevin Kline seem like pretty cool guys! #lastvegas
Bender: Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding?
Claire: Why don’t you just shut up?
Bender: Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth?
[Claire doesn’t answer]
Bender: Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in?
Claire: Do you want me to puke?
Bender: Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvins in a ball on the front seat, past eleven on a school-night?